To The Graduating Class of 2008

Feb 20, 2008 15:10

This is an actual résumé someone once turned in at where I work:


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cassiopeia_sky February 20 2008, 21:17:01 UTC
ouch

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sexydecoy February 20 2008, 21:54:25 UTC
You think THAT's bad, just imagine what all the people who ate the "rotted" food felt like.

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dclove808 February 20 2008, 22:05:25 UTC
Wow, that's the worst I've ever seen.
My favorite is the "BBQ success". She obviously used spell check and just kept replacing her misspelled words with the suggestions even if they didn't make sense! I've seen a lot of college essays like that and it drives me crazy.

Someone I know showed me a resume that he was planning on giving to possible employers...long story short, it had an introduction and a summary at the end, both of which stated that he had long hair but not to let his appearance get in the way of the fact that he's a hard worker. On top of that, there were a typos in every sentence and absolutely no dates for each place he was employed. I told him I wouldn't mind helping him "fix it up a bit" and he said it was fine!

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dclove808 February 20 2008, 22:08:32 UTC
Just pretend I purposely used a typo in the sentence about typos.

(Keeping you on your toes!)

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jesushair February 20 2008, 22:50:26 UTC
well...
I'D do her.
i love the skin toned prismacolour marks alongside the bulletin points. stuck out to me like bird shit on a white shoe.

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mountain_jew February 27 2008, 08:06:24 UTC
So, she got the job, right?

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