Yeah... I really disapprove of my decision to have "sexydruidess" as my LJ user name when I was, what? thirteen? Hahaha...

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Sure, it's sweet that our Land of the Free gives suffering people a chance to pay back our country the only way possible for them, by paying taxes, when they slip into our country to work hard and earn a decent life unwanted and unapproved. That's the American dream. They can file for an ITIN, they fill out a little form and get this number that's ( Read more... )

All night I just sat around. Half hanging out of a damp cushioned chair that ( Read more... )

Is it... normal... to... orgasm while peeing when you're really drunk?

And is it normal... for the toilet to light up a cigarette after this happens?

It even said "FUCK YEA BABE..." What a poddy-mouth.

I should have worn a condom, there's no telling how many diseases thrive off that thing.

Then it made me flush it. I feel so used.

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And since he's a bitch ass nigga, he won't be getting his Mori Chack Gloomy bear keychain (with blood, thankyou) and his Gangsta Rap Coloring Book by Anthony "Aye Jaye" Morano.

This is what he gets instead, a viewing of his bitch ass self:

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You can only be too cool to keep the man from getting you down for so long. Otherwise you're just an adult still living outta Mommie's paychecks ( Read more... )