The first complete day of my fast is under my belt. Man this is going to be a rough few weeks, now i must decided whether to drink my spicy lemonade drink or laxitive tea, oh the possibilities are endless.

WEll, It is another year gone by. We are all a year older, and for some of us, a year wiser. I am reflecting on this past year(don't worry, i am not going to give you a month by month recap)and i am seeing a few things tht could stand some changing. The main one is my health. My big resolution is to change my habits on my diet. I am going to eat ( Read more... )

My friend: awesome im talking to this guy that cheated on his gf with me last year about true love
sexyE423: lol
sexyE423: isn't the irony beautiful?

Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.

And i leave you all with the fact that i am psyched to be doing Jesus Christ Superstar for our school musical.

sorry to do a long quote, but i just couldn't resist ( Read more... )

Every time somebody say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas", and angel gets AIDS.

You know people are getting mixed messages when I get high after watching the anti-drug commercials so that i get cool and don't end up a whinny douchebag like the kids who are acting.

sexyE423 (8:53:38 PM): i had an awesome time today ( Read more... )

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second ( Read more... )

Eh hello. My names Eric and I'm a criminal ( Read more... )