i love my girlfriend, just not her psychotic ex boyfriends...

[sexyful_spud]

so tonight, i thought itd be a good idea to take the woman out for dinner. so we did.

and then i tried to race bryan..and not only did i not win, but i stalled.

yea.
how the fuck about that.

he got a lucky break....this time.....

but then i was like, lets go see a movie. but it was too late. 
so then i was like, lets rent a movie. 
but first we had

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[cutpaperheart]

So I talked to Simmons today, and she was like "how's Spud?" and I was like "he was here earlier today to give his counseler a cigar from Italy" and she was like "what?! He didn't come to see me!? Tell him I'm pissed!"
So my dear Spud, Simmons is pissed that you didn't go visit her.

[deathsyndrome]

youre so generous spud, stalling like that so i wouldnt look bad.

i mean, come one, a 400 pound motorcycle with 108 horse power vs. a 2800 pound car with the same power, i had no chance. ;-)

until next time....

[sexyful_spud]

shit bryan, u always get a chuckle out of me...
what a fucker.