its been over a year since ive been on this thing.
lord willing, itll be more than a year if i ever get back on this thing.
i thought they shut this thing down, to be honest.

well, i was looking back at some of the shit i wrote,and by looking back i mean meaningless skimming,  and i gotta say.
damn, i was such a pussy.
if i could go back in time, id ( Read more... )

well. it's now the second day of the new year 2007. 
ladifuckinda. 
im so tired and depressed...i aint even gonna bitch right now. 
wanna kno how tired?
i had to wake up at 10 to pick jenn up...but then she said she got another ride, so i fell back asleep...only to wake up at 11 to be at work by 11.30..and somehow, i was still half an hour late. 
and ( Read more... )

so yea. as the title would suggest, i am drunk. and i cannt find an ashtray. so.....fuck it. im ashing on my hand. or carpet, depending on how i feel.

and right now, it feels like the carpet. well, once again,im drunk, im not wearing a sock ( cuz the other one is...well.....dirty. what can i say? im a fan of drunken sex), and i just got kicked out ( Read more... )

so tonight, i thought itd be a good idea to take the woman out for dinner. so we did.

and then i tried to race bryan..and not only did i not win, but i stalled.

yea.
how the fuck about that.

he got a lucky break....this time.....

but then i was like, lets go see a movie. but it was too late. 
so then i was like, lets rent a movie. 
but first we had ( Read more... )

new updates.

i got 2 cars, one of which got towed.
so yea.....DANGER ON THE ROAD!! and all that good shit.

5below is prettty dec. cant thank jessie enough for the awesome job. and an awesome manager. and i kno i said its pretty dec, then said that its awesome....btu u kno what i mean.

my rash is slowly going away. i think it stopped pussing....

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u kno what they say is true. when u turn 18, it IS like every fuckin ochnod in every goddamn 7 11 knows ur 18, so they dont even bother carding you ( Read more... )

so..since its me we're talkin about...i decided to postpone the trip to stay in town for another 5 days and smoke some more free hash and get pizzas at 5 in the mornin (who knew u could ( Read more... )

so. hey ( Read more... )

allright. so italy's not too bad...found some scorpions and spiders n shit in the houses ( Read more... )

and of course..inevtably....i lost my fucking lighter. no doubt grasped from mysemi-dead and lifeless fingers....filthy sons of bitches...

fuckin matches..

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STICKY STUFF ON MY WRIST GODDAMN IT??@!??!?

.......

oh fuck.

godDAMN IT!