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"so...ur really not the brightest candle in the menorah,are you buddy?"

possibly the most jewish thing i have ever said....besides shit like

"dude. its a nickle. cm on.COME ON!"
" yea..i could get a large...but i could get a small...with no ice...and save 35 cents"
"so i dodged traffic for a quarter...at least i got it!"
and 
"SHALOM

pair of bananana republic boxers; $15
bananana republic t-shirt : $28
pair of bananan republic pants (which make my ass look GORGEOUS): $78
watchin me ruin everything by wearing my studded belt,my ball necklace,and just...bein me (meaning scratchin my balls,burpin n shit)....priceless.

and thats spud for ya.

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((Life))
-they call me:spud,selnick,alex,alexander,potato,fucker,tool,manwhore, dipshit, hairy
-status: lost
-occupation: student,dominos,tony's
-best friends: byan,sam,zak,jessie,kristi,....

((Rewind))
-my first breath of air: ive been breathin smoke since july 27,let it be second hand or first hand
-most memorable memory: 
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jesus christ.

oh wait. i cant start typing without my cigarettes. hold the phone.

right. so im actually really fuckin lazy. so...heres some random shit instead.


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allright. so.

driving was ok. i passed my would-be test...with the maximum mistakes. cuz talford's...u know. i wouldnt call him a little bitch,cuz he is pretty cool. but hes...anal,there we go. 
who the fuck checks for cars at every light? bah. humbug.
actual test is tomorrow...
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well now. some fucker moved the chair to where the couch used to be,and vice versa,completely throwing off my inner balance. 
so now i cant sleep...so im stuck here. updating. 
for a grateful,and yet somehow lethargic and somewhat apathetic crowd. hurrrah.

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