today you become a man...

[sexylilnerd]

So tonight we got dressed up and took barmitzvah photos. and then I killed myself/my whole family, and shoved the bodies in a closet. I hate that kinda shit...a lot

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[_ak_]

two words: open bar

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I always dreamt of being mitzvahed.

[jocular1]

once, i had a dream i had my very own bat mitzvah... in my friend's basement, with her whole family - not mine, and then i realized i'm catholic. and then

i went home.

Re: I always dreamt of being mitzvahed.

[sexylilnerd]

i shlove u