This week was one of the most fucking intense in my entire life!

Tonight is the bar mitzvah. I'm tired, burnt out, a little confused, and in 2 hours, I will be watching little Max become a man. I think me and Ak should hire him a hooker. I told him I would. Maybe we should get him drunk. I don't think that will happen though.

part 4:While she smokes crack...we smoke pot ( Read more... )

      Marriage is love.

So tonight we got dressed up and took barmitzvah photos. and then I killed myself/my whole family, and shoved the bodies in a closet. I hate that kinda shit...a lot ( Read more... )

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so yesterday, quite the adventure ( Read more... )

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot: Cumin ( Read more... )

Today was yet another intresting day...

School really sucked.  I wasn't fealing to hot after school, and ( Read more... )

Today I fealt as if I really really really helped out my sister, and ( Read more... )