Someone please make me laugh

[sexysa]

Some asshat(s) stole our generator from our driveway last night.

I'm beyond pissed.

I also now don't feel safe in my house.

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[mystyang]

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

...Smells like carrots...

What is the circumference of a pumpkin divided by half it's diameter?

...Pumpkin Pi...

Orange Jew glad I sent you these jokes to make you laugh so hysterically that you've forgotten all your problems?

= D

X D

[sexysa]

Thanks.
*hugs*

It's been a royally crappy week, and having a $4k piece of equipment stolen was just the elephantine cherry on it. I think it's giving me a complex.