Some asshat(s) stole our generator from our driveway last night.

I'm beyond pissed.

I also now don't feel safe in my house.

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Insomnia freaking sucks.

Husband and son asleep now for hours. Me? Tired. Sleepy? No. Annoyed? Yes.

Also hungry.

Bah.

Impressive

TOOO funny!


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People in Planes is playing the Tin Angel in Philadelphia on Saturday, June 14th at 10:30 PM

Who wants to go tape the acoustic show for me?

It's kind of hard for me to get out what with a (will be) seven month old....

Anyone?
Pretty please?

- Girls have been telling girls that they're too small. ("A girl once told me i was too small.." Senders names: Carolyn, Harriett, Stacy, Margo)
- African tribes take herbs so that their chickens grow larger. ("African tribes take these herbs all the time, this is why they have such big cocks!")
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