...and shoot me.

I have finally joined twitter.  Bootdog1974.  Some guy named Fred has just plain Bootdog.

I will, however, say that the day I join Facebook, no one will have to shoot me.  I'll do it myself.

Baaaaaa!

In...just under three hours, I'm setting off for San Francisco for Folsom Street Fair.  It would have been nice to get started with a full night's sleep but, alas, that was not meant to be ( Read more... )

I have been remiss in posting.  The reason's are myriad (namely, life happened), but I feel the need to share this frustrating, extremely vaguely-worded kvetch ( Read more... )

At least for the next hour or so.

So, I've had a whole month of no classes, which was a great opportunity to...pretty much blow everything else off.  But what can you say: it's the call of the mild.

However, there was one thing that I did to take advantage of my time off.   I got a mohawk!

( Photogirrafic proof! )

Open wide and say...

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Astoundingly bad jokes!

What do you get when you combine peach schnapps, orange juice, and ammonia?

( Click for answer! )

Final paper of the quarter has been submitted.  4400 words on the Bullwhip Effect (no, not that one; the other one).

Now if you'll pardon me, I'm going to go eat sushi until I can't feel feelings.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-trailer-for-yogi-bear-pretty-much-what-youd-ex,43618/Read more... )

I found out this afternoon that the crazy cat lady who lives downstairs and across the hall from me went into the hospital last week and will go from there to a nursing home.  This means that my biggest source of stress, the fucking cockroaches in my apartment, are now eradicable ( Read more... )

If anyone ever happens to run into Cory Doctorow, please offer him a sloppy blowjob on my behalf.

Damn, that man can write.