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[sgt_johnson]

LISTEN UP YOU GREENHORNS!!

Exams are coming up! And do you know what this means?

(Filtered to Ulquiorra)

Since Integra is busy, I'll be monitoring your detention.

Welcome to detention. Hope you like non-stop exercise.

((For the love of god, someone say "Laps?" please! Ulquiorra-mun, sorry for being late with this... ><))

Comments

[aphoticfirefly]

Laps?

[bahaha, Hotaru XD]

[sgt_johnson]

What? Hell no!

((Now I just need a "Really?" XD))

[aphoticfirefly]

More physical exercise?

[sgt_johnson]

That sounds more like it!

You need your blood flowing in order to study properly, so let's see some, Ma'am!

[perfidious_son]

...I was expecting laps as well.

[sgt_johnson]

Well it isn't laps. It's non stop push-ups and sit-ups!

[perfidious_son]

Variety is usually a good thing.

[pink_n_perky]

They say that it's the spice of life.

[oral_fix]

It means that you'll go crazy and wear a Tutu while singing Frank Sinatra hit, Sir?

[sgt_johnson]

No.

Just for that, you are going to be the first one to demonstrate a proper sit-up and push-up.

[oral_fix]

I'm touched that you'll let me go first, Sir.

[sgt_johnson]

Feelings mutual, now get out here.

[proudgreenauror]

..What, no laps??? IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!!!!!

[bobthewizard]

*writes, deadpan* ..That people will be studying more assiduously than usual?

[sgt_johnson]

No, that they'll be exercising a lot more so they can study more effectively!

[bobthewizard]

Oh, bravo! *sincere, mostly; better you than him XD* It must be a constant struggle, keeping this lot in condition.