Comments | sgtpoliteness: STOP ME

sgtpoliteness

STOP ME

Oct 20, 2006 19:24

THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP
I CAN'T STOP CROCHETING.
SOMEONE GET OVER HERE AND STOP ME.

Comments 8

hang on lovelymissjess October 21 2006, 02:31:40 UTC

I'll bring my knitting needles.

Re: hang on sgtpoliteness October 21 2006, 02:33:14 UTC

YER NOT HELPING!

Actually, I've managed to stop. The key is eating sunflower seeds. Who knew?

Re: hang on lovelymissjess October 21 2006, 03:27:12 UTC

I didn't say what I was going to do with said knitting needles.

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sgtpoliteness October 21 2006, 02:36:44 UTC

Would you wear wool panties?

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sgtpoliteness October 21 2006, 04:58:04 UTC

And all I was implying was that wool panties would be itchy and uncomfortable on that newly sprouted vagina of mine.

A hand job's a man's job... my job is, well, indefinite at this point in time.

arkanaut October 21 2006, 05:40:28 UTC

Too many syllables. Remember, it's 5-7-5!

matharineashley October 21 2006, 06:01:30 UTC

Do your hands get sore when you crochet non-stop? I've recently taken up knitting and haven't figured out how to avoid carpal tunnel syndrome (sp?)...btw, what are you so busily crocheting?

bakaninja October 23 2006, 17:25:51 UTC

You're dead to me.