Patent Leather Patent Lawyer

[sgtpoliteness]

I bought a tux today. It's a black, three-buttoned deal, complete with a vest and tie and all of the good stuff that comes with tuxes. I also bought a pair of patent leather shoes to go with it, as well as cufflinks and a shirt. Really, though, the tux is the exciting thing

Comments

[prometheisbound]

Where did you get it?
I've been meaning to go fancy shopping lately.

[sgtpoliteness]

Nowhere special. Men's Warehouse on Connecticut, by Farragut Square.

But it's a tux, nonetheless.

[metallian]

We should start a club.

<stewie> One of My Sexy Parties </stewie>

[lovelymissjess]

I'd throw a swank-tastic party, just to see it.

[sgtpoliteness]

If you want me to set you up with someone for Law School prom... you're going to have to take a number. I've already got one request from someone else for a date. :)

[real_green_tea]

I had no idea real professionals (and I don't mean 'professional' like 'streetwalker') could wear patent leater!
...nifty.

[sgtpoliteness]

Well, I think you can, so long as you're wearing a tuxedo with it. Otherwise, patent leather is a bit ostentatious.

Patent leather tuxedos, for that matter, are right out.