I'm sorry for lack of paragraph breaks, livejournal sucks. I shall try my best ( Read more... )

I've been writing my speech all day today, and it is going to suck. I'll post it on Sunday night or something when I am completely done... hopefully Fluharty can help me turn this from a monstrosity to a monstrosity that won't fail.

If you aren't familiar, the comedy website Something Awful has a weekly Photoshop contest. You are given a topic, and whoever comes up with the funniest entries gets their work on the site, viewed by probably over 100,000 people ( Read more... )

So two days ago was the College day, or whatever it is called at Cape Henry. Essentially this Polish guy (who was surprisingly cool) talked to us about life, and then we had a two hour study hall to work on college stuff ( Read more... )

I don't know about you guys, but President Bush gave me wood.

Help me :(

RIP Rodney Dangerfield :(

He's gettin' respect now.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, here is a picture of the one and only Daniel P Moington III, complete with digitally-rendered monocle:


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Tallying up the number of Metallica songs I can now play (either all, or most of), I have (in order of album ( Read more... )