i'm still alive!

[sgtunderoos]

i know what you're thinking right now... i know what you're doing right now... don't look out your window! shit, you almost saw me! anyway, i haven't been on in while so i know you're thinking: "wow! j hasn't been on in a while!" i know, i just said that. you might also be thinking "i wonder what j has been up to...?" and then you'll go off on some

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[watchmelaugh]

Man, I wondered WTF happened to you.

[kateypants]

that would be SO FUCKING COOL!

[winewiskeywomen]

And you are...?

[kateypants]

hi.

[woodennickel]

Titanium chef! Light and stong!

When you can snatch the capers from my hand, it is time for you to go.