For all of you who are bummed out, sick or just bored, try this out. I found it to be pretty tough...

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To link it (the actual code):
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Got these jokes in an email, thought some of them were pretty funny and figured some of you could use a laugh. Please do not be offended, I did not write these....thanks ( Read more... )

So, I'm not dead. Just busy.

But I wanted to let everyone know that there will be a Halloween Party at my house on Oct 25th (Sat of Fall break for you Jayhawks out there).

If you need directions just call, I dont' really want to post my address on the internet.

See ya!

I got an interesting phone call today. It went a little something like this ( Read more... )

My tummy is glad
Cause homemade manicotti
Such a good idea.

First we had salad
Then the scrumptious pasta came
Followed by breadsticks.

And what shall end this?
Homemade strawberry cheesecake
We were all quite full.

This is so true it's scary...

You are 40% geek
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Rejected Dr. Seuss Books:

1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch.
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbet
3. Fox in Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Cat in the Blender
7. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
8. Bi-Curious George

I was working out at one of the on campus gyms when I realize the person next to me is going through a very intense change. I can't tell where they started and where they'll end up, but they are currently somewhere between man and woman ( Read more... )

According to www.humanforsale.com, I'm worth exactly $1,898,880.00.

Any buyers?

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