This isn't good. I don't want to, but I'm going to have to join you all in saving the world.

As for... what's his name, Idiot Jr.? Watch out.

I told you it wasn't my brother.

I got a letter in my mailbox today from "The Robber", calling his brother a "fag". I doubt many other heroes have brothers who are villains, so I can safely assume that the comment was directed towards me.

However, I doubt the letter was from my brother. I have no interest in tracking down whoever wrote the letter, so don't bother asking.

Apparently a crime took place while I was away. I don't know who it was, but it was too sloppy to be Maitre de Illusion. Don't bother me about it, I won't help you.

And Naruto... stay away from me.

I've never had any inclination to go to the moon, but if this is where I can find Maitre de Illusion, I'll do it. I want more gravity.

...I knew this was going to happen.