it is so hard to make friut punch when you're drunk

...and black kids are screaming

my saucony's ripped yesterday when i was working out. i love those shoes. they were the most comfortable pair of shoes i've ever had. they were starting to smell really bad too. i could smell them in class.... and thats why i have to retire them ( Read more... )

i finally figured out how to put a picture on my background. its pretty cool, i'll probably be changing it tho....check it out ( Read more... )

today was me and jenny's one year!! its been the best year of my life!! 12/3/03 = best day of my life!! she is everything i ever wanted and more! i love spending every day with her ( Read more... )

you know what I haven't had in a while?

BOSTON RED SOX 2004 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!! THE CURSE IS OVER!!! RIP BABE!!! LONG LIVE THE IDIOTS!!!

last night was the best night of my life. i fuckin love the red sox! they did the impossible. i did not see it coming. for this to happen, this definatly has to be our year. it is going to be an awesome world series, i can't wait for game one. it felt so good to send those yankee fuckers home crying! fuck a-rod, we don't need that cock sucker! i ( Read more... )

so last night drunk aaron started running his mouth online saying he's gonna come up and bang on my door, so i was like bring it. i got a water balloon out and went to the bathroom to fill it. when i'm comin back i see him through the hallway door running into my door, so i come from behind him and nail him w/ the water balloon....and then it was ( Read more... )

thats it i'm done watching the sox. how can you not hit john lieber?!?!?!?!?!! mariano rivera's electrocuted realitives can hit john lieber!! why are the sox being such fuckin pussys!!! we crushed mussina last postseason and lieber is a fuckin bum. i think the red sox need to take off their pampers and play some fuckin baseball!!!

thats it i'm done watching the sox. how can you not hit john lieber?!?!?!?!?!! mariano rivera's electicuted realitives can hit john lieber!! why are the sox being such fuckin pussys!!! we crushed mussina last postseason and lieber is a fuckin bum. i think the red sox need to take off their pampers and play some fuckin baseball!!!