I should go to the emergency room to get it out...PFFT! X3

"The New years resolution for the bankrupt gardener was to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia."

Pfft! Happy New Years.

....Just try not to get a divorce too soon...pfft!

As a kid. I never wanted to be an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

Ironically enough, our society frowns upon cannibalism.

Isn't this a little hypocritical?

~Just a thought.

 "If you are coughing in the cold for too long you could wind up in a cold coffin." *snort* That wasn't very funny...

There are really interesting people in the Host Club. Say-Icky, Shhhhh-ido, and......Gakuto. (...) I think my timing is getting better. Yoshi~

Ayame-san invited me to her place for dinner...to hear my puns. She really likes them..and ( Read more... )

"When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder." ...pfft! XD

Hmm..Still not working...

"When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar"....PFFT!

People here are strange..... Is there anyone with a sense of humor?

.....PFFT!! X3