I was on the front page of todays paper, because i won a scholarship, and im going to a college out of state... Maybe ill scan the article in later and show it....
In other news, i have a mohawk. i like it

Pornicate (porn-eh-kate)- v. 1. To masturbate vigorously in the presense of pornographic material. Johnny went home to pornicate after the school dance.  2. To rape someone ,or yourself, messily with an inanimate object.  The doctors were unable to find Ashley's anus after she pornicated herself for two hours with the table leg. Pornication. ( Read more... )

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Tab has a new Low Calorie Energy Drink
Calories= Measure of Energy
Tab= Low Energy
Low Energy Energy Drink.
Crappy Sodapop
Kevin Bacon

I went job hunting today. I realized I needed a second job when I only made a $20 profit last month ( Read more... )

I find it unnerving that I play with something, find a flaw in its design, look up the patent on it, and find my name listed as the Primary Examiner.... Creepy

FILL ME OUT! BASICS ( Read more... )

God I need to get a life. I just spent my one day off at home, doing absolutely nothing.

I need more friends.
WIll you be my friend?

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Holy Hell I've been neglecting my LJ ( Read more... )