Dude, where's my stuff?

A man left his apartment for five hours and came home to find everything gone. An efficient burglar? No, police say, just a landlord's error. Police said the landlord manages different properties, and meant to have an apartment cleaned out that had the same number in a different building.  Instead, a maintenance worker ( Read more... )

Man allegedly steals ambulance that came to crash

A man was arrested for allegedly stealing an ambulance that arrived to help him after a car crash. The California Highway Patrol said a 20-year-old man drove his Honda Accord off State Route 299 and over an embankment into several trees Thursday night.  When emergency personnel arrived, he refused ( Read more... )

Jobless ex-con asks for more prison time

A jobless Taiwan man released from prison two years ago asked police to send him back so he could eat, police and local media said Tuesday, a grim sign of hard economic times on the island.  When police found the 45-year-old convicted arsonist lying on a street in a popular Taipei shopping district, he ( Read more... )

Man tries to steal laptop to check Facebook

Manatee County Sheriff's officers say a 19-year-old man snatched a Starbucks customer’s laptop after being told he could not use it to check his Facebook account.  According to officers, Corey Kinney then grabbed the customer's laptop and ran out of the coffee shop, located in an outlet mall.  Two people ( Read more... )

This is hilarious - African proverbs (example: the one who swallows a coconut is putting a lot of confidence in his anus).

Woman, 86, gets $1,000 phone sex bill

The family of an 86-year-old woman who was billed for more than $1,000 in phone sex calls suspects identify theft.  Arlene Hald recently received a credit-card bill addressed to her husband, Sylvester, who died nearly 20 years ago. Hald said they never had a credit card, yet an account in his name was charged.  ( Read more... )

Dear Ottawa,

Even with the obviously CROOKED ref - YOU LOSE.

Fuck you very much.

Love,

the Habs

Ok, this is wicked cool but hockey players with British accents are the WEIRDEST thing ever (London Devils team).

http://www.worldpondhockey.com/

Woman wields wedgie to subdue suspect

It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected of breaking into a car.  Yvonne Morris, a technician at the Brickyard Animal Hospital, said she chased a man who broke into a co-worker's car, but he kept squirming away from her.  The third time, Morris grabbed hold of the man's boxer shorts and pulled ( Read more... )

( Lots of strange news today )