Well! It's been ever-so-long and I'm ever-so-stoned and passing through my throat the liquid to fuel this fourth and twenty-fourth night, so really I don't have the words to actually do... stuff. Coherently. That is, I'd update and all that shit but what's the point when it could be an open forum! So, do what you will or not and Merry Christmas(es ( Read more... )

You know, it's actually pretty difficult to know where I should even start. How long has it been? Three months? More than that if you don't consider random bullshit and quizzes to be updates! I probably count as 'dead and gone' to just about everyone who's gonna read this. In short, I most likely /should/ be dead and gone. In long?

( Did anyone order an 11 stone nothin' helping of pure, unrefined ME? [Rated ARRR] )

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.  (Just got off the phone to my mum, so. c.c)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (Fuck TV! Fuck the system! REVOLT! But seriously, it sucks. How can you people stand it?)
× I own lots of books.  (I /used/ to. Have a lot of music-related books, relatively ( Read more... )

I am late keeping my promises, again! What is the world coming to? GASP ( Read more... )

Violent posting to come again.

Following on from the almighty BISOWNED we have a brand new 'Word of the Month'!

Transvestitute.

Why stumble over tricky wordplay, spitting out two long words in one go? Now, thanks to Me Incorporated you can now combine 'transvestite' and 'prostitute' into one handy-dandy coalition. Transvestitute. The power, is yours.

Will they ever learn ( Read more... )

DisorderYour ScoreMajor Depression:Slight-ModerateDysthymia:Slight-ModerateBipolar Disorder:Very HighCyclothymia:Extremely HighSeasonal Affective Disorder:Very SlightPostpartum Depression:N/ATake the Depression TestApparently. Guess I'd better kill myself ( Read more... )

So a while back I joined that OK!Cupid thing. I think it was Johnny's fault. c.c Filled in a few quizzes, logged out and never looked back. But every now and then, I get little junk e-mails about people the site thinks I should be dating...

And these? Are fucking hilarious.

But today, I made a discovery...

"I’m a sardonic, disenchanted ( Read more... )

Kelli? It musta been one of them thar city foxes. Makin' weird noises.

Oh, and anyone who's missed me in the last three days/nights? Blame Oblivion. Oblivion owns my soul. From Friday evening to Sunday night I only managed to pause the game to get water, take a shower, and make a five minute run to the 24-hour shop. C.C

( Revenge of the Meme (gank-ganked from thegreyqueen) )