"Life is like a box of chocolates.  A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for.  Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates.  You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat.  Sure, once in a while, there' ( Read more... )

Yes, Stephen Colbert definitely fits the bill.  w00t!

pass on the word & google bomb away~!
http://www.colbertnation.com/cn/letter-from-stephen.php
title your post "Greatest Living American."

:P  Estefanzo should find this amusing.