I fucking hate my crazy cunt of a girlfriend. She is so horrendously fucking broken. Borderline personality issues? Check. Insane weight issues? Check. Glued to her mother's tit at TWENTY FUCKING TWO. CHECKEROO. Insecurities. MOTHER-FUCKING CHEEEEEYECK. Crazy cuntz is going to cut herself over a fucking videogame tomorrow the moment I leave for ( Read more... )

I had a whole self pitying rant written up and then my insecure bitch of a girlfriend probably thought I was cheating on her with pillows (This was an actual stupid thing that the cunt actually fucking thought.) and stomped out here to maintain her constant vigil of me. Because if she takes her eyes off of me for a second I'm going to be balls deep ( Read more... )

DAYS AGO ( Read more... )

So my girlfriend does jack fucking shit to contribute towards rent. She didn't try to get a job at all. Fucking lied through her teeth every fucking day so she could dick around on minecraft and gaiain peace while I busted my ass dealing with neo-nazis and meth addicts for minimum wage. I have to pay ALL the bills. Money to keep a roof over our ( Read more... )

The crazy bitch who doesn't want me to have friends!

Whose fault is it?

MINE AND MY DUMB DICK'S, OF COURSE.

I signed a year lease with looney toons, christ help me.

Guess who is trying to move in with the most insecure girl in the world? So after getting rid of all my friends for the most ungrateful crybaby in the world, she pays me back by bitching that because I might possibly want to be there for the recording of my friend's comedy album, I could never love her and You fucking know what? I'm not going to ( Read more... )

Since I cannot do anything without having someone pooping their pampers about how inconsiderate I am for trying to maintain my life, and I cannot use my facebook account to talk to any of my friends (aforementioned pamper soiling and my dangerously co-dependent and emotionally crippled girlfriend stalks my facebook account.) I'm going to vent about ( Read more... )

Jesus Christ, you need to inject a youtube cat video straight to your temple after that thing.

NOT GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOUR LOL-SO-RANDUM-XD STORIES AND POEMS FROM HIGHSCHOOL. WHY DO YOU DO THIS?

Her father hates me and will pretend that he doesn't speak english to spite me. It's going to get AWKWARD. Wish me luck.