Im forming a club. Its called David Hazi is a Douchebag Anonymous. Anybody want to join?

i really need to shave right now but im too drunk to do it, and ityepe half dedent, your thoughts?

due to my parents being douchebags and me being broke my cellphone is getting cancelled. say goodbye to 262-844-5257.

Everybodys talking about the new Killers cd. Ill tell you one thing. Im not impressed in the least.

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im a fucking walking paradox

Oasis is playing one of their 4 US dates in Chicago on June 20 and im going. So if you wish to go with me dallas and possibly pat, you should let one of us know ASAP cause tickets go on sale ($45 for floor seats) on saturday and id like to get floor seats so yeah let me know

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Do you ever just get sick of being happy or even content? Its getting kindof annoying. I guess im just that obscure of a person that i dont even really like being happy. I need some sort of complication. Maybe thats a complication in itself. (im rambling but still) Maybe ive been so occupied with trying to not be pissed about things for the past 4 ( Read more... )

somebody
please
something
new
exciting
invigorating
different
out of the norm
stop
living
the same
i need
to break
this
god
damn
cycle
everything
same
cant
figure
out
change