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Wesker Report 9
[private, unhackable]
This couldn't be happening at a more inopportune time. Brannigan, you imbecile... It's all I can do to keep from entering the cells tonight and disposing of him myself. Major developments are afoot, and Ike and the other patrolman concern themselves with a panty thief? And I'm expected to deal with him as well. I don't have ( Read more... ) -
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Hmm... It hardly feels right to be taking jobs from the recently "deceased", as it were, but after the gender swap event I'm quite certain a change of occupation is in order. I'm going to miss my dear, dear intoxicated friends at the bar, but I'm quite certain we'll be crossing paths again soon enough.
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Another droll joke from our lovely island puppetmasters. At the very least, I will no longer be forced to deal with the wandering hands of intoxicated alcoholics night after night. Just because I'm not strictly human does not mean that. I. Do not mind being subjected to. What is this.
This, this is not good. This is not good at all. I believe I will ( Read more... ) -
Voice Post
...Tsk. I am beginning to see the problem in this. One would think even this rabble would have standards, but apparently alcohol robs even the noblest of their inhibitions. I am flattered that the island saw fit to make me physically attractive, but in my occupation this serves only as a setback. Touch me with that hand again and you will lose it.
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Wesker Report 8
And here I had been in such a good mood lately. I suppose it's better than talking like a "pirate" for a day, though not by much.
My work at the bar will continue as normal. Anyone hoping to take advantage of my state and start trouble may consider themselves warned.
[private, hackable to friends and The Evil League of Evil]
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Wesker Report 7
[private, unhackable]
My roommate is a doctor.
Also, a ninja. He chopped a bear's leg off with a sword.
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An organism moves, functions, and exists as normal save for the fact that it does not breathe, eat, or sleep. It has no pulse, as its heart is little more than a useless lump of still flesh. It has no heat signature, no signs of life. For all intents and purposes, it is dead- and yet it lives, continuing its daily routine as normal ( Read more... ) -
A Little Damage Control/Wesker's Report 6
[filtered away from the Anti-Spiral]
I'd like to apologize on behalf of the entity known as the Anti-Spiral. It is my belief that he- or it, if you prefer, is incapable of feeling emotions. He has no understanding of your grief nor your pain; do not take his- its comments to heart.
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Wesker's Report 5
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The... Memento Eden's Citizen's Militia... is officially disbanded. While I... appreciate your valiant efforts, I have no further need of your services. I imagine those of you who were affected have no interest in remaining anyway, and I have no desire to manage you.
My apologies to those I harassed during my unfortunate ailment. It ( Read more... )