If you could live anywhere, where would you and why?

I was about to say Cybertron. It is, if such a word can be applied to me, my home; the only home I can and will ever know. Earth is the first foreign planet I have ever set paw on; strange considering my age. Many Decepticons, xenophobics though they are, have sojourned to alien worlds ( Read more... )

I shall start posting my journal entries here as well as in theatrical_muse.

What is the oddest gift you've ever recieved?

...Decepticons are not in the habit of giving 'gifts.' We either give orders or obedience. Unless the Decepticon in question is stupid. Next.

How do you handle conflict?

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Slagging humans ( Read more... )

My first post on a public community. I've gone back and read it three times, checking for errors and items that could be used against the Decepticons to edit out... and to make sure I wasn't imagining the whole thing. I still can't believe I'm doing this.

Testing. Human technology is too unreliable to leave my first real post to chance... especially this 'Microsoft' thing Megatron insists on installing on everything. I swear, one day we'll all wake up running Windows on our central processors... ::shudder::