Apologies for the absence. I have been on a long range scouting mission for the past few weeks.

(Typist note: What he means is, he had journaler's block.)

*swats typist*

(Typist note: Ow!)

*ahem* I am by nature antisocial, and while I do not see that as a flaw, exactly, I can see how it could conceivably hinder my effectiveness if by some ( Read more... )

A difficult question ( Read more... )

To answer this question, I mentally catalogued all the things that I could call mine, even tenuously... and realized that it is a very short list. My brand, my skills, my construction... my name. Like a true Decepticon, I shed all else long ago, retaining only what was necessary for survival. My home, the world I knew... my emotional connections ( Read more... )

Shortly after we came to Earth, Megatron was challenged for supremacy of the Decepticons by Shockwave... and lost. He didn't just fail, he was crippled, humiliated, his defeat put on display before us all. Shockwave made him an example before us all, of what would happen to the next person who crossed him ( Read more... )

( I answer with a memory. )

Apparently this human thinks I would find this amusing.

I don't. I find it disturbing. Where is this animal's feline dignity?

Really.

>.< Why am I the constant target of the Autobots' practical jokes? Don't they have anything better to do?

I have been neglecting this. I admit it.

( Role Model )

They are both abstract concepts constructed to modify the behavior of a society dependent on a cowed, homogenous population ruled by an equally cowardly body of so-called benevolent rulers. I am almost positive that both concepts were invented by an Autobot, although my second choice would be a flesh creature ( Read more... )

What would your life be, if it were a movie? Comedy, horror, drama, sci-fi? And who would play you?

Although I detest 'movies,' and know no so-called 'actors' of which to speak, much less any who would be worthy to represent me... probably drama, with some comedy courtesy of our beloved Seekers. Have I mentioned. I hate comedy?

What's better: ( Read more... )