Things that I Learned in January

[shadowexistence]

1) Yes, my darlings, you can, in fact, damage a rib through excessive coughing. Everybody say "Yea!" for my freaky gumby-disorder and all of my easily damaged flexible parts! Its all better now, plus I got to slack off at work for a few weeks whilst I recovered

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[shadowexistence]

Admit it -- You just want some for making Bloody Marys! I found it, appropriately enough, at the dollar store across the way from where I live. Endless source of amusement, dollar stores. It also yielded Mexican Coca Cola this time -- which contains actual Sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup. I guess Mexicans won't stand for that crap. I'll see if they still have any, if you want me to send you some? I need to send some to the brothers, just to piss them off! :P

Have some Listerine standing by tho . . .

(shudders)

[shadowexistence]

Ha Ha Ha! Now I know where you live! (hmmm .... now where did I put that book about pipe bombs....) I'll see if the dollar store has any left -- You never know, the stuff could be flying off the shelves -- Or confiscated by the CDC.