This message is for you, Mr. Gillespie.

We located JJ and Debbie, and now we are trying to find you!
I am exactly where I have always been.

Its been almost a year since I last posted here ( Read more... )

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OMG!!!!!! Somebody has rewritten "Pride and Prejudice"

WITH ZOMBIES!!!!!!

Its called "Pride, Prejudice and Zombies -- the Classic Regency Romance, now with Ultra-violent Zombie Mayhem."

wantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwant --- (runs off to Barnes and Noble to preorder)


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For the first time in my life, I have attempted to apply false eyelashes -- out of pure curiosity, you understand. Its really not as easy as it looks on TV makeovers ( Read more... )

1) Yes, my darlings, you can, in fact, damage a rib through excessive coughing. Everybody say "Yea!" for my freaky gumby-disorder and all of my easily damaged flexible parts! Its all better now, plus I got to slack off at work for a few weeks whilst I recovered ( Read more... )

Evidently, if a dog bites you on the ass, all the state will do is check to see if it has rabies and send you both on your way. And a cute policeman didn't even come over to look at my ass -- although he did get the info of the doctor who got a good, long look at it. (And, no, he didn't go blind.) And thats it ( Read more... )

Do you people have any idea how hard it is to put Bandaids on your own butt?? The funny curves and squooshy-stretchy nature of butt-flesh . . . Thank Eris I'm double jointed, too, or I'd never be able to see what I 'm doing back there.

*refrains from posting pictures*

And no, I didn't hurt myself doing anything fun.

I'm Thirty!!!

I may now officially begin to accumulate large numbers of cats!