For all of you who are not in "The Know" (i.e. "do not live inside of my tiny, scary mind, celebrating my personal holidays"), today is the High Feast of Sock Gnomes!! Today is the day where, once a year, we pay homage to the little hobgoblins that live inside the dryer vents and lurk behind the beds and under the couches of every home in America ( Read more... )

Don't stick Twinkies in the microwave.
It will not make the Twinkie seem "fresher."
The contents are NOT CREAM.
The Twinkie will quickly begin to swell.
In 15 seconds, the contents will boil out of the side of the Twinkie, spilling onto the plate in a puddle of unappetizing, yet stickily sweet, residue.
The residue is difficult to remove.

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If you carefully insert the nozzle of a can of Rediwhip into the little holes on the bottom of a Twinkie, you can "supercharge" it.


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I . . .I actually think these shoes are cool.
Someone take my temperature

http://www.punitiveshoes.com/database/ballets/rancho.shtml

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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1763339

You are Crazy Cat-Woman Barbie!
You are obsessed with your cats and do little else with your life. You try to maintain a sane appearance, but you throw your cats at too many strangers to maintain your guise.
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I think that my medical insurance should cover the cost of Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

Had everything ready to go for tomorrow's expedition to the hiking trails and cooler weather of the Mogollon Rim: daypack, "check," trailmix, "check," binoculars, field guides and excessive quantities of water, "check, check, and check." Google map clenched in my grubby paw, I started the pre-trip safety review of the faithful automobile. Add ( Read more... )