Merry Christmas!

I think the papers are making this country a worse place to live, don't you feel like that ( Read more... )

I would just like the whole of LJ to know that Amy Bridges is wonderful for going to the petrol station to get ice creams for the poor sweltering souls in magazines.

Our fire alarm just sounded - for just long enough that everyone had time to grab their coats, moan about going out in the cold and start trooping towards the stairs.

Then it stopped. Just to mock us.

I hope this isn’t going to be some sort of metaphor for today.

Bad day!

Bad, bad, bad mad day!

Run away!

My insurance company’s hold music appears to Conan the Barbarian!

"I can breathe again!"

A prize of some description to whoever either;
1) gets exactly where I paraphrase from
2) comes up with the most amusingly wrong answer

This amused me greatly. Thanks to laumiere for flagging it up to me.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,1220493,00.html

http://www.shipoffools.com/church/index.html

Could I apologise in advance if I am grouchy at anyone in the next couple of days. It is just work-shaped boredom manifesting itself.

There are not enough sugary, highly-caffeinated food stuffs in the world to get me through today.

I am looking forward to becoming completely incoherent sometime around 3 this afternoon.