Heh, the Santa meme . . .
And as it'll trash my LJ format something terrible, they're going under a cut . . .
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In April I set bandit69's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last week I gave citizenjess a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In June I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In November I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1028 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
shadowwolf75
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Wednesday I put gum in orenda33's hair (-12 points). In March I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole schellibie's purse (30 points). In May I helped tabbyphobos across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-675 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
shadowwolf75
Heh, the 'naughty' ones are usually the most amusing.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In April I set bandit69's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last week I gave citizenjess a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In June I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In November I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1028 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
shadowwolf75
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Wednesday I put gum in orenda33's hair (-12 points). In March I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole schellibie's purse (30 points). In May I helped tabbyphobos across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-675 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
shadowwolf75
Heh, the 'naughty' ones are usually the most amusing.