completely out of context, but you can imagine:

"if you can find the plug-in, i'll play music for you"

i have arrived in sacramento.

someone save me!!!!

FUCK YOU

fuckfuckfuckfuck you

i want to punch you in the face
i want to kick you while youre down

i hate fair-weather friends

i hope you regret this later.

i
miss
you

In case you were unaware...

The mens UCSB Soccer team won the NCAA championship.

wooooo!

Ole ole ole ole gaucho gaucho!

Soccer goals were thrown over cliffs in celebration.

BWAHAHAHA

jon stewart tonight, bitches.

happy talk like a pirate day!

YAR!

legality!!

woo!

WHERE IS MY HOUSING ASSIGNMENT?????????????