Heard in the last fifteen minutes...

[shae]

Yes, I seriously heard all this in the past fifteen minutes. I have a morbid fascination with corporate double speak. Can you furnish any famous phrases that I've missed? Or possibly point me to a collection of double speak that I could use to subtly poke fun at people in meetings?

My personal favorite is at the end.

• knock it out of the park

Comments

[catamorphism]

I made a list a while back: http://catamorphism.livejournal.com/1554510.html

These are all good ones too.

[darius]

The steak necklaces are new to me.

[blacktigr]

I asked my husband. He said that it is an idiom specific to the boss in question.