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$485.50 "bar tab"

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Way to creep everyone the fuck out.


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This morning I woke up covered in rose petals.

I couldn't ask for a better day.

I can't remember the last time I was single on Valentines day.

If I'm not making babies on February 14th (as one should be) then I want to do the next best thing..


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Out until 7:00 AM. Wake up at 3:00 PM.

Oh college, you are so silly.

When Google image searching for the term "pork chop sandwiches", this is what you will find..


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