This was actually an article in Purdue's Newspaper today ( Read more... )

How can anyone NOT love God.. he's like the funniest dude ever.. He's all like "Sunshine come on out.. go go go little girlies... put on those skimpy little shorts and those naaaasty ass halter-tops ( Read more... )

So I'm trying to enjoy my reheated pizza when I look out the window and see this dude about 6'2" and like 260 lbs. wranglers, boots, and a flannel shirt out side.. standing on the side-walk.. ALONE.. practicing.. .. .. .. HIS LASSO ( Read more... )

I remembered how bored you all are.. so I thought I'd let you in on my rockin' weekend.. so I got put on this adderall for being ADD.. which is cool I guess.. so I only take it every couple weeks (when extra work has been given). I realize thursday night that I had this report due friday.. which I hadn't even started.. so I pop one capsul.. no big ( Read more... )

duuuuuuude.. this conversation ACTUALLY took place.. and you all wonder why I'm moving back ( Read more... )

Biggest mistake of Kelly our cleaning lady yet this year ( Read more... )

So at work we have this "service" elevator, right? the ones that go only 1 or 2 floors reeeeeal slow for bringing in the deliveries. So me and Frat-boy joe my co-worker are loading this bad mother up.. we don't want to make several trips so we stuff it.. Im crammed in the back with zero room to move.. and to all of our dismay.. I'm leaning against ( Read more... )

8 mile = killer.. Drumline = can we possibly make a worse movie? ..but dont worry I WAS 1 of 4 white kids in the entire paked out theatre.. every time a song came on (in the background mindyou) they'd all snap their fingers.. is that customary?? and everytime a movie character said something even remotely offensive like: "I told you so.." everyone' ( Read more... )

oh shut up.. you know its true.. Joe.. back me up here.. it's time to be roothless (how the flip is that spelled??) starting now Im a dick.. b/c well girls like bad boys.. ever notice how girls will complain about what a-holes guys are.. when they could possibley have a nice guy right in front of them?? DIE GIRLS!! especially those of you who look ( Read more... )

well well well.. It seems as though this is a shout out to my good pal Christy out in the Gee Ay.. Christy... you better at least allow ME to respond to your journals.. sheesh.. otherwise well I might have to call you and stuff.. or shoot.. what if I have to come all the way out there and VISIT you!?!?! whhhhoa.. anyways.. if I knew what ( Read more... )