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[shalinerd]

My left contact lens just re-emerged after disappearing somewhere in my eye several hours ago. It meandered back onto my pupil so casually, it's almost maddening. It's like a cat that slips off at night and then skulks home nonchalantly the next morning after everyone spends half the night looking for it. Where have you been?? It ain't telling.

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[randomposting]

Next time that happens pull your lid over your open eye a few times. That should loosen it up and out.

[shalinerd]

Heh. Random, but sensible. Thanks for the tip. :)

[randomposting]

You're welcome. Any time. :)

[lusiciouself]

Yikes! That's like the scariest thing I can imagine happening. Well, that and a giant ant attack.

[shalinerd]

Or, worse yet, a giant ant getting lost in your eye!

[annieeats]

I once blinked, and a tiny bug lodged in my eyelid. Couldn't get it out for hours, yet I knew it was there, I could feel it. Finally my dad fished it out somehow. Damn bug.

[shalinerd]

Yikes. Having someone fish it out of your eyelid sounds possibly worse than leaving it to live and breed in there. :(