This is to introduce my new hangy plant, known, uptil now, only as Hangy Plant. I inherited him from a friend who moved away. ( Innit he cute? )

Middle-aged man, to little boy sitting on his shoulders: Danny, don't do that.
Boy, licking the man's bald spot: Why?
Man: It's dirty!
Boy, giggling and licking again: It's like a lollipop.

Don't tell anyone, but you can hear Bob Dylan's one-hour-a-week XM radio show for free here each week (the file gets updated weekly). He's great at being a DJ. Fun and funny. He even sounds un-self-conscious for a change. It's cracking me up how everything he says is with such relish. (He interviewed Charlie Sheeeeen at the caaaaaar waaaash, ( Read more... )

"'Thank you for the baby'? Need a ten-pack of that?"
- my friend, misreading a pack of "thank you for the baby gift" cards

Why is the official documentation of India's new social security scheme written in comic sans?!

That's not a good sign at all.

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Hehe. I just got the most interesting webclip headline thing on gmail:

Fellow Pet Rat Lover? - www.rattiesecrets.com - New Ebook Reveals Ultimate Care Secrets For Your Pet Rat...."rattiesecrets ( Read more... )

So I ordered my friend a tshirt off proudnerd.com a couple weeks ago. (This one. She's not particularly nerdy, not socially inept enough, but it doesn't matter, because on this shirt, it's the cat that's the nerd. It says "mu"! Haha!) I don't remember looking that closely at all the other stuff before, but now I am, and oh my god. I'm ( Read more... )

I just looked up "unable" in the dictionary, because for some reason, I was reading it as yoon-able. Like "usable." Sometimes I'm really unintelligent.

My left contact lens just re-emerged after disappearing somewhere in my eye several hours ago. It meandered back onto my pupil so casually, it's almost maddening. It's like a cat that slips off at night and then skulks home nonchalantly the next morning after everyone spends half the night looking for it. Where have you been?? It ain't telling.