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[shalinerd]

Middle-aged man, to little boy sitting on his shoulders: Danny, don't do that.
Boy, licking the man's bald spot: Why?
Man: It's dirty!
Boy, giggling and licking again: It's like a lollipop.

Comments

[annieeats]

Heh. Conan declared that licking thigns is always funny. He was right!

[shalinerd]

I thought that said "licking thighs," for a moment. Heh. Which was funny too, so clearly thighs are no exception.