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[shalinerd]

So I ordered my friend a tshirt off proudnerd.com a couple weeks ago. (This one. She's not particularly nerdy, not socially inept enough, but it doesn't matter, because on this shirt, it's the cat that's the nerd. It says "mu"! Haha!) I don't remember looking that closely at all the other stuff before, but now I am, and oh my god. I'm

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[annieeats]

I overate! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!

I think I'm laughing because I'm not a nerd; I didn't immediately know the square root of negative 1/64. My profile is more that of neurotic geek.

[shalinerd]

Aw, there's no neuroticgeek.com.

Maybe that one's a little funny. There's others that are just tragic, like one that says "Don't drink and derive" in front of a flawed proof of 1=2 (division by 0, see), and another that says "sex=fun" except using integral signs and stuff. You just shouldn't wear a shirt that everyone immediately thinks should have a footnote, "...at least so others tell me."

[mellymel]

Wow, when I clicked on that link and browsed that site, I got hot. I want to find me a buff nerd to strap one of those shirts onto. Then make 'im lift giant boxes full of test tubes while reciting pi to one hundred decimal places.

I should start my own nerd porn website.

[shalinerd]

You should! And you should make an erotica section, with your story about Jon being mugged and the mugger making him do word problems.

[lusiciouself]

Best. Post. Ever.

And I'm not just saying that to be nice, either.

[shalinerd]

Why, thanks. And you're the best Emma ever :)