A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts ( Read more... )

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COTTONBALLS & JUNGLE MAPS!!!!!!!

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My Personality

Neuroticism

78
Extraversion

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---- HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later ( Read more... )

I have had THE BEST Sunday of my life this weekend just gone.
Woke up feeling VERY average around 8:30am called
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Some days I swear the fairies have it better lmao ( Read more... )