straight up fuck everything. i just want to get home & cuddle with woody.

i can't stand people that can't stay single for longer than a split second.

i thought i saw you tonight. the lead singer of a lame reggae, ska band. all that matters is i couldn't stop staring at him. it wasn't you. i was hoping it would be. i give up. fuck it. it was my mistake seven months ago. just know that you're always on my mind. seriously.

i had an amazing dream about you last night. i'd tell you, but you wouldn't care.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

fuck! my owl itches. attention friends: please come up thursday.

my stomach is in knots & i don't like being awake.

i need to run away.

say goodbye to the ugly tattoo on my foot. tomorrow at four, it's going to die.

i really don't like people. if you don't know how to drive, please don't drive. if you don't know how to walk properly in a public place, please stay seated. if you don't know how to tip your waitress, please fix your own damn food at your own fucking house. if you don't want to hear about my life, please don't ask about it. why does it take people ( Read more... )