i never really watched seinfeld, but i did happen to hear some clip somewhere where he asked the question "why do we fight sleep ( Read more... )

i've got the internet back now. been away so long, it seems i don't quite know what to do with it ( Read more... )

h'okay, so here's what happened to me before i woke up today ( Read more... )

i feel so low... so antiquated and dirty ( Read more... )

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hey, wait. just hold the damn phone for a minute...
am i in florida?
no, wait, what the fuck am i doing in florida?
*smacks himself with a rolled-up funny pages* no! no! no winging late at night! bad! no!

i'm on the way ( Read more... )

oh, yeah, i'm moving to florida on monday. whee!
means i won't see jenna till she moves down in may but... sigh, we will persevere. and the end result will be awesome, it being: getting the fuck out of norfuck!

this is what happens when boredom strikes at work, and there happens to be a big box hanging around

http://photobucket.com/albums/y32/Shamandown/eric%20the%20turtle/

I got robbed!
but, as a consolation, i finally found my electric six cd!