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[shame_on_me_]

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air

Comments

wtf?

[clairethepoet]

I totally just put that thing about the pandas on my buddy info like, an hour before you did this entry. copier!!!! Well, i guess since i stole it from rudie's book, i'm the copier and you're a copier copier!! Man, that doesn't make you look too good, does it? j/k! i'm tired...bed time!

Re: wtf?

[shame_on_me_]

haha. yeah... i copied it from your info. hahaha. it made me laugh almost as hard as i laughed when i read it friday.

Re: wtf?

[clairethepoet]

I KNEW IT! Yeah, that was pretty funny on friday... It still makes me laugh when i think about it... Freaking pandas wondering around with guns... I want a panda with a gun! it might come in handy when i was robbing a chinese zoo. They'd just be like "oh look! it's a panda! those are the cute ones of the zoo!" then WHAM!! shot in the head before they knew what was coming to them. Then the panda would probably blow off the smoke coming from the revolver and wink at me before climbing up a latter to erase a misplaced comma.

For those of you who haven't seen the front of the book, you might call me insane. For those of you who HAVE, i can only hope you will have mercy on me and not call me insane.

Re: wtf?

[shame_on_me_]

hahaha... ive seen teh cover, and i still think you're insane...

[your_rudie]

Yea, you guys laughed harder than anyone I've seen. You're crazy... I love you, but you're crazy.

[lds_demothenes]

I don't mean to sound so blonde, but I don't get it and I feel left out. Please tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Oh, yeah, I'm suppose to post before you can answer. J/K. I'm not that dumb. Poor Billy-Boy. If I were there I would sqeeze out a tear for your benefit.

[your_rudie]

It's a punctuation joke. If that comma after "Eats" weren't there it'd change the meaning completley and actually make sense. Shoots are what the people in England call bamboo, apparently.

[clairethepoet]

shoots are the stick part of the bamboo.

[lds_demothenes]

If you could see me now you would see a heap of Torie on the floor. That is hilarious.

[ciel_cruel]

i like it