Man, sometimes I feel that life goes faster than I can control. I think that it would be ideal to be an insomniac... think of having eight more hours at your disposal during a day!!! THAT would give me enough time to practice ( Read more... )

Take the quiz: "What do you love about making love?"

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Wow, I definitely need to update this thing ( Read more... )

Well power just came back on for moi! This fan above my head feels like pure luxury, after being without a cooling device since last night. I have a question for those of you who actually know how to use LJ: Aren't there like forums/discussions on this with different categories? How do I access those?

hey guys, was definitely over-due for an update, so voila ( Read more... )

So what the feck is up pizeeps ( Read more... )

I've come to the conclusion that journals should be used to tackle some of life's greatest dialemmas, SO, without further ado...

Dialemma #1: Why does one pee when ones hand is placed in warm water?

Comment if insight strikes you!

Man, not having internet for 4 days is quite a liberating feeling! My computer is as sick as an inner-city French whore right now, so a computer guru had to come out just to get the internet back up. This gave me 96 hours of my life to do things without internet..."what?!" you say? "without internet?!" how does life go on!! Well I meditated for ( Read more... )

I just saw the funniest commercial EVER on TV... it was a golf commercial and it was trying to make golf look "eXtReMe" and "cOoL" - with techno music blaring in the background, all these golfers were being shown in DRAMATIC ACTION SHOTS, with close ups of swishing clubs and projectile grass/sand lumps - it was intense!!! Of course, the commercial ( Read more... )

*Cracks Knuckles* ok! Well, today was simply exhilerating, you wanna know why? If you wanna know how amazing it was, take your best orgasm and multiply by a shit-load, cuz today I got to be a R E A L T O R FOR THE DAY!!!!!!!! *Crowd Gasps in amazement* Yes thats right folks, I had the priviledge to drive 2 grotesquely indecisive Texans around ( Read more... )