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[shaniquasimmons]

Girl, I went to da post office today and there was this bitch and she was takin' so damn long getting me some stamps and I told her, "Girl, I have been waitin' in dis damn line for an hour, an' you expects me to just sit here like some troll? Oh, hell no! I don't need this kind of shit from no greasy-headed fake-nails-done-by-Koreans Pay Less Shoes

Comments

[lvant]

OH!!!
YOU TOLD HER!!! OH!!!
GIRL!!!!!!
Heeeeeey! It's yo birthday, girl!
*dances*

We needs to go out and celebrate and get me a man!

[shaniquasimmons]

Girl, dat is all you want is a man!
You need to stop trippin'!

[kobe_bryant]

Hey girl, I added you as a friend.

Next time some bitch take her sweet ass time and make you wait, wait outside and when she leave run her over with your mofo Lexus.
And pull her hair out her head if she be makein comments bout your hair, it aint no weave. Black peeps have nice hair. We all done be havin nappy knots.

[shaniquasimmons]

Oooh!! OH LORD!
Kobe Bryant!
Oh, I am behind you all the way, boo! I know you din't do nothin' to dat stupid little girl! Oh, you my heart! Oh!

Hey Shaniqua

[dick_lash]

I'm a maleman, and will give you special deliveries anytime. You will never have to wait in those damn lines anymore. That bitch with the vinyl shoes, does not know how to act towards a Nubian Queen.
Word.

[shaniquasimmons]

Aww! You so cute, thurr... an' you is so nice! Add me to your list, boo, an' I'mma add you to mines.

male order bride

[dick_lash]

wares she from . . . The Phillipines?

hahaha the Philippeens for a Phyllis Steen!

is shaniqua there?

[slankeyw]

Hey you seem pretty cool. I added you, aight?

HELL YES.

[shaniquasimmons]

Oh, I need me some new friends!

[experience_me]

"Girl, this is REAL."

sheit... Real Fake

[shaniquasimmons]

Uh-uh! No you din't!

[experience_me]

ooh yes i did

[shaniquasimmons]

I'mma cutchoo! I'mma cutchoo deep!