i know i shouldn't get rid of these cause they could make me a millionaire someday.

but i love each and every one of you so much that i wanted to present you with the opportunity for this amazing investment that will return your money up to a dollarsalot-fold.

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if you like british.

if you like podcasts.

if you like dirty humor.

you'll LOVE this.

http://www.britpod.com/

hih-frickin-larious

i fore-see into the future.

sometime soon. i will have one.

thanks to my fiancee who can't sleep.


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BEHOLD!
MY LATEST MUSIC OBSESSION!

The Notwist
(It's German, pronounced "NOHW-tvist")
...
(most assuredly it is not "No-Twist", you stupid American.)

If you would like to sample some music, check it out on your space... er... my space... er...
that one space that makes a shit load of money off of your demographic information.Let me know what ( Read more... )

this desk looks inviting
to lay my head to rest
the world stares at me
alone in my distress
focus on the needful
forget about the truth
keep your head facing forward
your mind they will undo

could i... uh... get a little more cowbell in the monitor?


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scope creep makes me want to eviscerate testicles

hm... that song kinda sounds like "lady in red"

it's like an orgasm on the screen.

Just click me.

the way family circus should be...


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