oh god.

penny arcade is down.

i'm going to go insane.

help me jesus.

----in other news----

dustin hoot is a douche head.

look... i realize the originals were... well... awesome.

however.

CG + OM + LQDDR + TSX + SSDI + BBQ =

awesome.

oh yeah.

i never knew old until i looked at him.

happy birthday you beautiful beautiful man.

never go ass to mouth

whoa!

why did i not know about this?


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so a couple nights ago i got extreme motivation to clean my kitchen... hardcore style.

i took the microwave off of the counter and, lo-and-behold, to my surprise what did i find behind it.

a deformed and melted noodle spoon.

i lol'ed

I have a proposition.

My douche-nugget essay needs some cheering up. (that would a one Mr. Aaron R.... aka mida... aka potter aka douche)

and what better way then next weekends...

THE FISH DERBY!

For those of you in the know... I need not say a thing.
For those of you NOT in the know.

let me just say:

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am i the only one who posts on certain days, just to make little designs with the highlights in my calander in LJ?

T-99

T-100 days.

October 27, 2006.

Mr. and Mrs. Benjamin Bauer.

I get tinglies just thinking about it.

this is fun.

http://www.publicknowledge.org/node/497

it's long.

but it's funny.

funny that senators don't know what the hell they're talking about.

"I just got sent internet the other day. By my staff at 10o'clock on Friday. I.. I .. I just got it yesterday."

I've heard 3rd graders give better speeches.